vithooshan

1. (Vithooshan) (343↑, 49↓)

Someone who can hold their diarrhea for four days or more because he or she is afraid of taking a shit in a public washroom.

Boyne River, 2002 [Day 1] Tutu: I need to take a shit, but if I take a shit now, people will make fun of me. [Day 2] Tutu: I need to take a shit, but I guess I can hold it for just a bit longer. [Day 3] Tutu: I need to shit real bad... The pressure is killing me... [Day 4] Tutu: Oww... I can't walk... it hurts my rectum. [Day 5] Tutu: FUCK\! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING\! THIS FEELS LIKE JACK RAMMING HIS TWO INCH COCK IN MY ASS. Clark: You're such a queer Vithooshan.

Author: Mr. Hands http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/2418865

2. (vithooshan) (317↑, 46↓)

A sexual position where one man stretches his anus open and the other shits in it.

Man 1: I was having sex with Dave last night. Man 2: The usual Vithooshan? Man 1: Yeah, we used one of my baby's diapers.

Author: Jack Wang http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/2410121

3. (Vithooshan) (184↑, 12↓)

Someone who loves Chinese girls.

Vito: I love Mabel Chan. Clark: You are such a Vithooshan.

Author: gowtham http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/2837869

4. (vithooshan) (177↑, 8↓)

Somebody who indulgences in the art of feces. Being one includes the excretion, application, and receiving of said feces. Also maternally related to gracelee the africannibal.

Bob: I'm going toilet Vithooshan: Can you save it for me please? Bob: No Vithooshan: Then just take a dump in my hands please, ill pay

Author: truthofvito http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/2845196

5. (vithooshan) (173↑, 8↓)

Someone who takes various (usually anywhere over 4) months to admit anything.

Month 1: "Ew. I don't watch porn..." Month 2: "No\! I don't watch porn\!" Month 3: "Stop asking\! I don't watch porn\!" Month 4: "Seriously. You can check my laptop. I don't watch porn." Month 5: "OKAY\! I admit it\! I do watch porn\!\!\!" The Questioner: "Wow. It took you 5 months to admit it. You're such a vithooshan."

Author: Ringman http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/2842846

6. (vithooshan) (175↑, 15↓)

Somebody who urinates in his surroundings in the middle of then night then panicking blames it on the closest person of Oriental descent.

Vithooshan: O shize, i pissed everywhere, Long its all your fault Long: *cries and runs away* Vithooshan: I love africans

Author: LongLiu http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/2842842

7. (Vithooshan) (147↑, 10↓)

Also known as the Vithooshan Principle. If the person is of greater or equal manliness of a Vithooshan, then that person watches porn.

Greer: My brother watches porn\! WTF\! Twig: Duh, don't you know the Vithooshan Principle? Greer: Oh that makes sense now\! Twig: Moop.

Author: Jim Kong Il http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/3057837

8. (Vithooshan) (11↑, 306↓)

The name belonging to the C.E.O. of V3 Enterprises. One can be called Vithooshan if they have acheived true perfection in everyway possible.

I wish I was a Vithooshan because it is may ultimate dream.

Author: The V http://vithooshan.urbanup.com/2007619

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Last updated: 2012.03.01